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A standard cry and a wank but with the added lube of chicken grease to the male member accompanied by the tears of course. Climaxing with a chicken bone up the bum.
Had a kfcrank last night. This girl at work told me to stop poking her on Facebook, I passed KFC on the long, wet, walk home and thought yea I'll have a kfcrank.
by Filth88 January 15, 2014
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