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Keylime pie 

Sexual act.

A guy takes a girl and has her lie down on her back with her head overhanging a bed or couch.
From there, the guys starts to throat fuck her until she throws up, and as she is throwing up he blasts his load on her face. The colors mix together and it resembles the colors of a keylime pie.
Greg---Hey Joe, what did you and Alison do last night?

Joe--Greg...I introduced her to the keylime pie.

Both--HIGH FIVE!
Keylime pie by houseofwolves March 26, 2009
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keylime possum 

A strippers Musky virgina after an entire shift of vigorous pole dancing and excessive sweating that has been unsuccessfully covered up with an extra douse of French hooker perfum resulting in a sweet but excessively tangy smell
Damn Russ that girl's got one hell of a keylime possum.

That smells like a keylime possum.
keylime possum by Window licker February 12, 2014

Key lime OG 

Another slang for Weed 🌿
“Smoking Key lime OG
And this car got two seats

When I hopped out it dank

You can smell it on me

Handle that shit myself

I ain’t gone call police
Keep that bitch on a leash
Or keep that bitch from round from me” - Rico Nasty
Key lime OG by aBi K November 1, 2017
Keylie... She is very creative. Nice ass. Hot as fuck. Loves animals. She will never let you down. Complete and total honest person. She may become depressed at one point in her life but, she always lets her friends in when she doesn't want anybody else in her life. She says she is ugly but in reality she is a hottie. She is trustworthy. She will never break a promise. She is somebody that you will regret loosing. So if you have her don't let her go.

She can have a Bitchy attitude towards ones who do not deserve her.

She is always there for you even for something so stupid.
Person 1. ~ Damn! She is a fucking hottie
Person 2. ~ I want a keylie in my life
keylie by random person0_o July 31, 2018

Silver Catman Keyline 

A badass dead cat person played by a nerd in DND
Silver Catman Keyline killed a dude

key lime disease 

Key lime disease, also known as Lyme ridiculosis, is an infectious disease caused by extreme narcissism and low intellect. Known to be debilitating, it affects the brain by restricting blood flow, and fully hardens the heart. The most common signs of infection are an expanding belief that everybody is coming to get you, that those who hurt you (even in insignificant ways) deserve severe harm, and the inability to not sweat the small stuff. Prevention includes: never eating limes, growing the f up, and spending time with psychiatric help. Self delusion is a hellofa drug.
Did she just say that? That's absolutely heinous! I'm no doctor, but she must have Key lime disease.
key lime disease by JoMomma987 March 5, 2017
Keyline Is the most important girl in the world,, shes so [beautiful, shes cares for everyone, including u ;), shes beautiful sweet, funny, gives BIG BEAR HUGS. boys be careful she sensitive, if u mess w her she gonna kill u. Shes loyal, shes loyal to her friends. So boys if yall looking for sum 1 loyal pick keyline lmfaoooo
Boy who dat?

Girl thats keyline
Boy wooowww sshhheee gorgeous.

Girl ya i wanna be just like her. I wanna be her.
Boysamee

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