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the thing i used to type this definition.
You're so bored you went on Urban Dictionary to look up keyboard.
by Not A. Jew March 31, 2009
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What you currently have in front of you. Commonly used to input words into a computer.
Wow! There's a keyboard in front of me right now!
by thlalyi February 07, 2003
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1.the only thing, besides your penis, that's in your hands right now.
2. apparently it is a weapon (see the movie WANTED)
oh bro could you hold my keyboard for me? no, not that the other thing.
by ZBreezy June 28, 2009
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Wat u just now used to type the letters K E Y B O A R D ....
I dont know wat a keyboard is....but im using one right now...!
by ManOfHell May 22, 2008
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board with buttons on it for typing on computers
Stop pressing the buttons on my keyboard!!
by SengUng May 05, 2003
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thing that u use to type with, some are curvy shaped and stuff, like all ergonomic, and it hooks up to the cpu i think, and some have stickey keys.
anyone who makes an inuendo out of this one is a retard
by common sensical October 06, 2004
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oh my god, i lost my dildo so i just used my keyboard. its so much better!
by BGandAN September 08, 2005
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