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a tan blond female between the ages of 15 and 19 that enjoys farting burping and other activities that are usually associated with having a penis....and yet she still manages to be somewhat attractive.
I was bangin this damn fine kevlyn and she burped on my chest and now my tess is flaring up.
by niko the homie August 31, 2008

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