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A short furry dumb-ass with low self-esteem, limited sex appeal, and the inability to learn. He suffers from Achondroplasia (He is short) and is highly contagious

- Do not feed Kevin-Plant after midnight

- Do not get Kevin-Plant Wet

- Do not touch it, you risk turning into a Kevin-Plant
I was having a good day until one of those Kevin-Plants showed up and pissed on my shoe.
by ColtonBuckley October 14, 2009
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