A short furry dumb-ass with low self-esteem, limited sex appeal, and the inability to learn. He suffers from Achondroplasia (He is short) and is highly contagious
- Do not feed Kevin-Plant after midnight
- Do not get Kevin-Plant Wet
- Do not touch it, you risk turning into a Kevin-Plant
I was having a good day until one of those Kevin-Plants showed up and pissed on my shoe.