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Kevin. Someone who is a friend but is two-faced. He acts like he is cool with you, then turns to the pot head smoking next door neighbors and smokes with them. Afterwards they'd get together and mess with your mothers vehicle, pouring all different kinds of vile things all over. Just because she yelled at them for being pigs. Kevin - A piece of turd.
Kevin - The guy who is bald and looks like Mr. Clean. Kevin - A racist asshole. Kevin- Someone who cleans up after others, and buys things for them.
1) Hey look is that Kevin! <Looks to dog crap on the floor>
2) GET OUT OF HERE YOU P.O.S!! KEVIN
3) Hey look it's Mr. Clean he's come to take out Jordans trash!
by unitedwestand February 15, 2007
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a person with a very small dick, who sucks sac and jacks off to betty white everyday.
kevin is a faggott and should go get a dick transplant because its so small
by superchrisbrown October 09, 2010
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A guy who likes 2 guy 3-ways and touches sacks with the other guy
Dude last night I was really wasted and I pulled a Kevin! I'm really ashamed...
by killazilla200 July 21, 2010
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Always the less-hot twin. Likes to eat cookies and is a completely incompetent fantasy sports manager.

Probably has an STD.
"He gave you what?? Is it treatable?? Damnnnn what a Kevin!"
by Truthiness12 February 18, 2010
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a kid who thinks he is the shit, can get extremely annoying, dates ugly fat annoying girls, has a vampire/elvis wana be haircut that he thinks is cool, tries to dress gangster when he is the farthest thing from it, is a bit fat.
Kevin you think your hot shit when your NOT!
by mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee2 January 12, 2009
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A Guy Who Likes To Suck Dick Yet Claims He Likes Girls. A Great Friend. Can Be A Biatch. Funny. Mean. Good At Soccer. A Man Whore.
Kevin Is A Common Name.
by Xanthe. February 14, 2010
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The act of ejaculating into a pot of clam chowder while doing a head stand.
"Nice form on that Kevin."
"I just pulled off a Kevin."
"Did someone Kevin in my clam chowder?"
by Iowa Nelly April 15, 2008
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