Top Definition
1.(v) to perform anal sex with farm animals, in particular pigs,goats, and llamas.
2.(n) a flaming homosexual cross-dresser often percieved as a women.
3.(adj) extreme shortness and stink, dwarven like.
1.Tim kevin matthewed a goat while on a trip to the farm
2. Look at that kevin matthews
3. That kevin matthews midget is really funny
by TheGuyonTheCouch001 November 27, 2004

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