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A kev is a total twat who thinks he's it. He usually wears trainers with springs on them (Called Nike Shox) and Scottish Kilt clothing like Burberry. They have a huge vendetta against rockers (who rule may I add:-D)and will get any chance to start on them. They are scrawny and scatty little tramps who think theyre 10 ft (theyre really 4ft) tall and 250 lbs and usually start on u when theyre with a group of friends. For example - Year 8 boy, 4ft 6ins "Yo star! You biggin up to me?" you are a 5ft 6ins guy - you dont need to.

You have to admire these kids in a way - there bravery, courage, lack of dick, lack of strength and of course, referring to my example, lack of height. If you know anyone hoo is indeed, a kev, use this definition to make him realise his place
Rocker boy walking along the street, gang of 15 kevs come over
"Yo, what u sayin bout ma mom?"
"Er...nuffin u prik"
"Dont b cheeky"
"Shut up"
"oooooooooooooooo, dont let him cheek u lk that!"
**rocker lashes out, kev starts cryin**
"Im gonna get my big brother on u n ur family!"
Cowardly innit?
by Jim March 06, 2005
A person who appears to have been struck in the face by a burning welly.
'mate that guy over there is a real kev'
by mousseyppi August 27, 2008
Kev is someone you can always depend on to listen to every detail of even the most mundane of stories and make you smile at the end of a hard day. They often have a great sense of humour but tend to follow with the crowd and usually are nervous to venture out of their comfort zone. But Kev will always be there to pick you back up if you need it.
Wow that Kev is such a great friend I don't know what i'd do without them.
by DreamOf-Alaska October 07, 2012
An absolute dickhead of the highest order.
Jesus man Kev was a dickhead last night, he nearly killed Laura.
by chizzy666 June 08, 2011
word is used to be applied to males who like to fall down or up stairs, off chairs, and in bathrooms and enjoys the companionship from multiple females within the 21771 zip code. He is also known to attack females in the 1001 block of Twin Arch Road
I was having sex with this guy and after we were done he told me who he had sex with. He was such a Kev!
by sc80rm39 October 28, 2010
Synonymous for Jew or Jewish.
Jon: Lol look at that guy pick up those cw braces. Jeff: What a Kev.
by Durza51 June 29, 2009
a peanut-sized clitoris
kev has a clitoris the size and shape of a peanut
by berean May 08, 2006