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The water-like red substance that sometimes occurs in a ketchup bottle when you haven't shaken it before pouring it on your plate.
Oh no, I poured ketchup diarrhea all over my freedom fries! Darnit, I should have shaken the bottle.
by Treklemmer April 26, 2010
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When you tip a ketchup bottle and it just instantly pours out, That's ketchup diarrhea.
by Pitchy June 25, 2015
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