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Kes (pronounced /ˈkɛs/) is a character in the television series Star Trek: Voyager, played by Jennifer Lien. Her Species is Ocampa. She was also a medical assistant.
Kes is an excellent nurse!
by The1AndOnlyMs.Dick August 11, 2010
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Only the most attractive thing you'll ever see. One look at her and your dick will be turned to stone (get it had as a rock). Anyway she is a great girl who deserves only the most handsome and perfect fellow in all of the lands. As not only are her looks phenomenal, but her heart is big and warm and will make you melt like a stick of butter on a sunny day. Her eyes will charm you. Her butt will charm you. Her face will charm you. Her hair will charm you even if she had bed head. Her personality will charm you. Everything she does or is will charm you. So go look for kes, no wait dont do that because she is all mine fucker. All mine. Mahayana. I love her
Wow did you see Kes, she was like wow.
by egag and yesak August 16, 2016
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kes, kes, please come and sit on my shoulder and we can make sweet love
by jack barker February 11, 2004
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Bird of prey from up north, smokes heavily, wings clipped thus doomed to live forever down South with all the noncey sparrows
you wouldn't believe how much kestrels smoke nowadays
by Aslan June 14, 2004
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The most coolest people to walk the earth. It is part of a religion.
These people dont like queer assholes who pretend to be gay then decide they are straight the next day and gonna get stabbed. To sum our memories up in one word it would be - herroikirryoufamirayduckmymumandcallherbrendaemiraykatyandsteverrnflidaphilingjewratwhores ;)
K- we must all pray to the best religion of all.. KES
E- all hail KES!
S- mmm Cake.
by EMIRAAAAY:D October 01, 2011
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The stuffed bird on BO' Selectas'craig davids'arm.
by Robbie and Sean March 11, 2004
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Kes is a beautiful and amazing girl who everybody loves. She is loud and hilarious, and can seem kinda scary at times, but once you get to know her she is the most kind, caring and loving girl you'll ever meet, and will always be there for you when you need it most. Kes listens to heavy-metal and screamo music, and she is very defensive about this, she also thinks religion is a load of bullocks. Everybody loves Kes, because she is just so amazing!

Tyler annoys her. <3
Girl 1: Who is that girl over there?
Girl 2: The really pretty one running around screaming 'YOU'D FUCK LIKE A.. WHOOOOOOOOOORE'?
Girl 1: Yeah, she's gorgeous, she can get in my panties anyay, so who is she?
Girl 3: THAT'S KES, AND SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND! She is alaso a slimy git :D
by Bec Loves Kes :D October 07, 2011
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