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8.
Sandals or Flip Flops.
I am going to take a shower but first I have to put on my Kerries.
by Bobby Johnson November 08, 2004
 
9.
Little butt, short temper
that girl over there has a kerry, it is so tiny and flat
by loveeee November 04, 2006
 
10.
a would-have-been much better president than bush had a lot of dumbasses refrained from voting w/o being informed
Person 1: hey, kerry lost
Person 2: fuck, im moving
by A Random Republican June 23, 2005
 
11.
John Kerry has spent a lifetime both fighting corruption and being targeted by the corrupt.

After his service in Vietnam, because Kerry took a stance against the war, Richard Nixon targeted the decorated veteran for his Vietnam protest activities. President Nixon, (aka Tricky Dick) can be heard in taped conversations ordering his staff to "take down the young demagogue" (aka John Kerry). The individual they chose to lead their attack was a pro-war Vietnam veteran who, as directed, went after Kerry and the anti-war movement. This very same individual, although unsuccessful in thwarting Kerry and the Vietnam protest in 1971, reemerged during the 2004 presidential election to once again attack Kerry, this time with a lot of neo-conservative money behind him and a bestselling book of lies, also funded from the deep pockets of Republican conservatives. One donor to the cause of slandering John Kerry, was recently rewarded for his efforts. Afraid the Senate Foreign Relations Committee wouldn't confirm his loyal money man, George W. Bush made a recess appointment of Sam Fox, as Ambassador to Belgium. Fox personally gave 50K to the "swifties", although he later claimed that he didn't know who asked for the money or how it was going to be used. The trail of the swift-boating campaign was thinly veiled and led back to the GOP and even to White House "Rasputin" Karl Rove, who sent a letter thanking the "swift-boaters" for their help during the election.

Prior to his election as Lt. Governor of Massachusetts and his election to the United States Senate, John Kerry served as an Assistant District Attorney where he initiated special units to fight organized crime and white-collar crime. He was one of the first victim advocates, starting programs to council rape victims and other crime victims. Kerry put a notorious local mobster behind bars and won convictions in other important cases, including one high profile rape case. "“I always had a prosecutor’s mind and a prosecutor’s bent," Kerry was quoted as saying in a New Yorker interview.

In the Senate, Kerry continued his war on corruption, taking on an investigatory role that led to the exposé of the Iran-Contra scandal, which was a particularly nasty episode in recent history. Accused drug runners, who were shipping guns to the Nicaraguan Contras, claimed they were under orders of the National Security CouncilThe implication was that the administration, or at least the National Security Council, turned a blind eye to the drug running. There were attempts to derail Kerry’s investigation, but the scandal was ultimately brought to light. President Reagan's military aide, Oliver North was tried on sixteen felony counts, convicted on three and later had all charges dismissed by the Supreme Court. Today he is a conservative commentator on Fox News. The Assistant Secretary of State for Latin America, Elliott Abrams, pleaded guilty to a felony for lying about foreign funding for the Contras. He was later pardoned by the George Bush Sr. and was appointed by George W. Bush in 2005 as National Security Advisor for Global Democracy Strategy.

During the Iran-Contra investigation, Kerry pursued the financing for the South American drug cartels and the investigation led to the Bank of Credit and Commerce International (BCCI), a powerful, international institution that was eventually exposed as a front for drug running, money laundering and terrorism. Kerry faced strong opposition from the Reagan and Bush administrations and also from powerful members of his own party who did not want him to pursue his investigation. The covert goal of the BCCI was to finance the destruction of Western influence and as part of its goal financed numerous Muslim terrorist organizations. There were alleged CIA connections and a vast web of BCCI corruption that may not be entirely known for generations. Kerry probed further and delved into the connection between drug trafficking and terrorism. In "The New War, the Web of Crime that Threatens America's Security", which Kerry wrote in 1997, he warned of the increasing threat from terrorists.

While Kerry did not win the Presidency in 2004, he remains in the Senate, fighting with even more vigor, the corruption that has our country in a stranglehold. And the attacks on him continue as one might expect.
John Kerry is one tough hombre who fights for the honor of America and the American people.
"Truth is the American bottom line." - Senator John Kerry 2006
Source: DK Sett, United States of America
by DK Sett June 07, 2007
 
12.
A flip-flopper. Someone who changes their mind frequently.
The kerry supported the war, then changed his mind.
by Gilbert Narley January 24, 2007
 
13.
Spiteful, malicious, shallow, pretentious, insecure, fat, hits on every man with a heartbeat, two-faced, incompetent, lazy, stupid, sausage boobs, high maintenance.
She is such a Kerry
by Havel April 23, 2011
 
14.
A sexual move perfected by the man himself in this move u defecate on ur partners head while getting ur balls tickled and rub it in to ur partners hair and after that you slap the parner with your dick in her face notice i said her and she in turn washes your facal matter off her head and then makes you a sandwich preferabley turkey and ham with swiss cheese on marble rye with a side of ruffles and a powerade for added elctrolytes.
Brandon: "Dude how did last night go?"
Tyler: "It went great man she was smoking hot and i got to Kerry all over her
Brandon: "Thats what im talking about,::high fives::, did she get you those ruffles?"
Tyler:"No i dick slapped her pretty good though"
by Kerry Robinson January 27, 2008