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10.
A very poor magazine for mini moshers who refuse to listen to anything other than Green Day and Velvet Revolver. The magazine was cool about five years ago, but now they only cover Green Day and Velvet Revolver... oh and fake bands that mini moshers like.
Buy Kerrang if you're thirteen.
Buy NME if you're into trends rather than quality.
Buy Metal Hammer if you like black.

Wow, all british rock magazines are going down the crapper.
by PUNX August 28, 2005
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1.
1) A long running rock, metal and punk magazine which runs an awards ceremony and in recent years has expanded into a TV station and radio station.

2) The sound a guitar makes. Kerrang!!!
"I'm just going to buy this weeks Kerrang!"
by Charlie January 17, 2004
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2.
a channel and radio and magazine and awards ceremony for people listening to real music, not synthesised drums and sqeaky voiced vocalists wearing skimpy clothes
lets watch kerrang (sky 454)
by inoino December 09, 2003
112 78
 
3.
Once cool heavy music related enterprise which has now been infested with mainstream publicity whores and pseudo-punk outfits. No longer cool. Only about 20-30% of music played on the TV channel is actually what it claims to be.
Enough with the poers please, kerrang, I'm switching over to scuzz.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
116 88
 
4.
A really bad hard rock/metal/emo magazine and TV channel for 14 year old imbeciles. Slipknot and Green Day are on the cover every other week and the English used in the reviews is equivalent to that of a 7 year old retarded Mexicans. The music channel plays emo crap day in and day out and almost NEVER changes the play list. Slipknot and Linkin Park are on about once every 12 minutes.
Kerrang is the worst of all British music channels.
by Urban Dictionary September 30, 2005
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5.
A kick ass magazine that promotes different types of rock music. There is also Kerrang! radio and a Kerrang music channel on sky.
CoolKid: Did you hear about that new band?
Uncoolkid: No...
Coolkid: Oh, they were in Kerrang! magazine and Kerrang! have been playing their videos.
by VivaLaBella September 30, 2007
61 56
 
6.
kerrang is a really good magazine bought by decent people!
"have you got your issue of KERRANG the best mag for rockers, punks and metalheads?"
by ickle_monkey121 February 22, 2004
105 100
 
7.
verb. to cover a female's head with a brown paper bag during intercourse.
she's rough: lights out.
really rough: eyes shut.
proper dirt: you kerrang her.
by timmy November 24, 2004
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