Brookline MA slang for "That's a bullshit lie" or just a way of saying you're in the process of getting high.
Guy#1: Yo man i made $1000 mowing lawns...Guy#2: Ohh i beleive u, KERK!......Yo im trying to kerk right now.
by Get Cree April 30, 2010
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Perfection, a great man that wanks a lot. He is known for many things. Kerke is known for breaking ankles, pulling up from beyond 30 feet, making amazing music, wanking everywhere and anytime, asking weird questions that makes you uncomfortable and goes on a sugar rush.
Stop trying to beat your meat 12 times a day, you ain't Kerke.
by Kerke June 10, 2020
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Synonym for Church. Can be meant as the house of worship or as a term meaning "peace!"
Hey, it's Sunday, why ain't you at the Kerk?

Yeah, my spigga, that's shit's hard, Kerk!
by Drizzy Flishzle runs thi$ Art December 18, 2009
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Kerked, Kerkin; Adjective; to describe someone who is workin it and killin it at the same time. Werkin/Killin (Werk is another way to spell the word 'work') the words 'Workin' and 'Killin' both describe someone doing a great job at something (it), in other terms, owning something. The terms "Work" and "Killin it" are used all of the time in the dance world, what better than to combine the two words.
She is totally kerkin it right now on that stage!!!" "You betta KERKKKKKK girl" ; "Look at her kerkin that runway"; "You just kerked that whole floor"; "Kerk it!", "Kerkin it!", "Kerrrrrrk" "Go Kerk, own it
by KerkinJerkinJay December 12, 2010
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The city of Albuquerque. But a specific part of the city that Darbstar holds down.
Mike: Yo, you headed to "The Kerks"

Del: Yup. You know it. Gotta link up with Darbstar round the way yawwwmean!
by The Darbstar October 31, 2009
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To lean in and "whisper" a comment about someone else loud enough so that the unintended person can hear it. Most commonly occurs after consuming large amounts of Captain Morgan.
I'm totally going to do Danielle tonight. Oh hi, Danielle!

Crap, I totally just pulled a captain kerk...
by el capitano! October 8, 2010
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As confirmed by noted actor AJ Saudin, the official last name of his character on Degrassi: The Next Generation is CONNOR KERK. It was confirmed via livechat on the 26th of October, in the year 2009.

There has been long speculation on the last name of his one-name, Madonna-esque character Connor. DTNG_UNCENSORED (a Twitter phenomenon) has found out the truth.
Skank: Did you see Connor Kerk on Degrassi last night?

Nicole: I did! His awesome lamp even distracted me from the God that is K.C.!
by DTNG_UNCENSORED October 27, 2009
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