Kepa

When a football player refuses to be substituted

He's done a Kepa

by Defined it! February 27, 2019

Kepa

The most rugged guy ever. He wear high socks everything, but he's supa quiet.

Ho bu, betta not mess wit Kepa.

by KR March 30, 2005

Kepa

This person that can be discribed as a person that is good or a god at something like in math, sports, etc

Saves a last minute shot as a goalie and wins the game

"Let's go Kepa, were into the next round"

by Lilspooksx May 19, 2019

Kepa

Someone with a Big cock like the Chelsea goalkeeper Kepa Arrizabalaga

Did you see the size of that? He's a kepa

by Uud September 12, 2021

Kepa

A nosey, unsightly girl with the power to cause enormous amounts of drama among her peers. Her inability to make true friends makes drama her main outlet of pleasure. She also resembles Roseanne Barr and John Goodman mixed together.

Hey look! Is that the Tom's Creek A? Nah, its just Kepa.

by Andy Mager June 1, 2004

Kepa

When a football player refuses to be subbed off, making said player the so-called 'manager' of the team.

This term originated from Chelsea FC goalkeeper Kepa Arrizabalaga, when he refused to be subbed off in the 2019 Carabao Cup final. Despite then-Chelsea manager Maurizio Sarri's efforts, Kepa insisted on staying and Sarri lost it.

Chelsea lost on penalties and Sarri was sacked shortly after that. Kepa has officially become the Chelsea manager.

Manager: "Alright lad, substitution time."

Player: "But I haven't completed my hat-trick yet!"

Manager: "I said, you're getting subbed off and that's final. Now please make way."

Player: "HELL NO, I'M STAYING!"

Manager: "Stop being such a Kepa."

by Leong@1385 January 29, 2021

Kepa tax

when a goal or result has to be reduced in greatness in terms of how impressive the goal or result was, because it was against the not so great Kepa Arrizabalaga

"Holy fuck, Chelsea just got battered 6-0"
"Yeah mate, but you're forgetting to add the Kepa tax. It would've been 0-0 without Kepa"

by KepaJesus December 14, 2020