a state of drunkenness in which the wall transforms into a hot female shape which seduces you to grind on it.
Don't let me drink too much tonight... there are too many walls in that place, don't wanna get to a Kenton state again...
A: Whats with that dude grinding on the wall? B: he's Kenton A: ohh... that sucks.
Amazingly sexy, down to earth, beautiful, hot, funny, SKINNY.
kenton makes drunk girls horny
kenton; (verb): to kenton is to go back in time and concieve a child with your mother-to-be, in order to become your own father.
"i kentoned myself last night... was a very messed up experience... hmm"
Secretly Satan's child who is sexy, amazing, funny, skinny, weird, amazing in bed, NOT SINGLE, and a Jesus lover
Girl; dat Kenton iz s0 sxy.
Kenton; oh fo sho gurl.
Is a Synonym of blow job.
"I got the worst Kenton ever last night"
"This girl said she gives good Kentons"
Someone who pisses the bed over the age of 12
Did Timmy pull a kenton after all that rum?
1. To be Stoned; esp. From excessive injection of windshield wiper fluid spiked with a solution of 85% vodka, 5% trimethylhexane, and 10% tar (ref. Death)
Person A: Shit dude, you look like Kenton.
Person B: Lame.