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6.
Someone who pisses the bed over the age of 12
Did Timmy pull a kenton after all that rum?
by dragon44 June 12, 2008
 
1.
Amazingly sexy, down to earth, beautiful, hot, funny, SKINNY.
kenton makes drunk girls horny
by Michelle (Shelly) July 20, 2006
 
2.
kenton; (verb): to kenton is to go back in time and concieve a child with your mother-to-be, in order to become your own father.
"i kentoned myself last night... was a very messed up experience... hmm"
by RusselllovesZack August 20, 2006
 
3.
Secretly Satan's child who is sexy, amazing, funny, skinny, weird, amazing in bed, NOT SINGLE, and a Jesus lover
Girl; dat Kenton iz s0 sxy.
Kenton; oh fo sho gurl.
by MrsEfron June 19, 2010
 
4.
a state of drunkenness in which the wall transforms into a hot female shape which seduces you to grind on it.
Don't let me drink too much tonight... there are too many walls in that place, don't wanna get to a Kenton state again...

A: Whats with that dude grinding on the wall? B: he's Kenton A: ohh... that sucks.
by Galapp December 07, 2010
 
5.
Is a Synonym of blow job.
"I got the worst Kenton ever last night"

"This girl said she gives good Kentons"
by Galapp December 05, 2010
 
7.
1. To be Stoned; esp. From excessive injection of windshield wiper fluid spiked with a solution of 85% vodka, 5% trimethylhexane, and 10% tar (ref. Death)
Person A: Shit dude, you look like Kenton.
Person B: Lame.
by DBmeister September 25, 2007