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6. Kenton
Someone who pisses the bed over the age of 12
Did Timmy pull a kenton after all that rum?
1. Kenton
Amazingly sexy, down to earth, beautiful, hot, funny, SKINNY.
kenton makes drunk girls horny
2. kenton
kenton; (verb): to kenton is to go back in time and concieve a child with your mother-to-be, in order to become your own father.
"i kentoned myself last night... was a very messed up experience... hmm"
3. Kenton
Secretly Satan's child who is sexy, amazing, funny, skinny, weird, amazing in bed, NOT SINGLE, and a Jesus lover
Girl; dat Kenton iz s0 sxy.
Kenton; oh fo sho gurl.
4. Kenton
a state of drunkenness in which the wall transforms into a hot female shape which seduces you to grind on it.
Don't let me drink too much tonight... there are too many walls in that place, don't wanna get to a Kenton state again...

A: Whats with that dude grinding on the wall? B: he's Kenton A: ohh... that sucks.
5. Kenton
Is a Synonym of blow job.
"I got the worst Kenton ever last night"

"This girl said she gives good Kentons"
7. kenton
1. To be Stoned; esp. From excessive injection of windshield wiper fluid spiked with a solution of 85% vodka, 5% trimethylhexane, and 10% tar (ref. Death)
Person A: Shit dude, you look like Kenton.
Person B: Lame.
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