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Amazingly sexy, down to earth, beautiful, hot, funny, SKINNY.
kenton makes drunk girls horny
#kenton #sexy #man #beast #slave #hot #love #sex #fuck
by Michelle (Shelly) July 20, 2006
kenton; (verb): to kenton is to go back in time and concieve a child with your mother-to-be, in order to become your own father.
"i kentoned myself last night... was a very messed up experience... hmm"
#kenton #back to the future #faggot #gay #incest
by RusselllovesZack August 20, 2006
a state of drunkenness in which the wall transforms into a hot female shape which seduces you to grind on it.
Don't let me drink too much tonight... there are too many walls in that place, don't wanna get to a Kenton state again...

A: Whats with that dude grinding on the wall? B: he's Kenton A: ohh... that sucks.
#extreme drunk #hammered #drunk #shitfaced #intoxicated
by Galapp December 07, 2010
Secretly Satan's child who is sexy, amazing, funny, skinny, weird, amazing in bed, NOT SINGLE, and a Jesus lover
Girl; dat Kenton iz s0 sxy.
Kenton; oh fo sho gurl.
#sexy #hot #jesus #funny #skinny
by MrsEfron June 19, 2010
Is a Synonym of blow job.
"I got the worst Kenton ever last night"

"This girl said she gives good Kentons"
#blow job #head #sucking #dome #penisinmouth
by Galapp December 05, 2010
Someone who pisses the bed over the age of 12
Did Timmy pull a kenton after all that rum?
#wetting the bed #lame #piss #leaking #drunk #slag
by dragon44 June 12, 2008
1. To be Stoned; esp. From excessive injection of windshield wiper fluid spiked with a solution of 85% vodka, 5% trimethylhexane, and 10% tar (ref. Death)
Person A: Shit dude, you look like Kenton.
Person B: Lame.
#dead #jack #drugs #stoned #hair
by DBmeister September 25, 2007
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