An idiot that pitches for The Texas Rangers who takes his anger out on cameramen.
Also: Broke his non-pitching hand punching a watercooler.
John: Did you see Kenny Rogers going after those cameramen?
Bob: Sure did. What an idiot they caught it on camera too..
That gamblin' feeling when you think you're gonna fart but you may indeed shart instead.
I had a Kenny Rogers goin' this morning but pulled through okay.
Or, my Kenny Rogers resulted in a Juice Newton
1. The act of defecating directly into another person's rectum.
Have you seen 2 dudes 1 carafe? Total Kenny Rogers poo transfer!
Similar to an Abe Lincoln
, but with white pubes from an older person.
I used to like giving my friends and Abe Lincoln, but now that I'm older they say it looks more like Kenny Rogers.
A man who pitched so good in the 2006 playoffs, it was almost unbelievable, almost as though he was cheating in some way. A man who by coincidence, had random brown "dirt" spots on his pitching hand during such playoffs, and claims to have had no idea those spots were there. A man who ironically enough during the 2006 playoffs wore a team hat with a dark underbill, while his teammates all had hats with gray underbills. Seems so odd that a dark underbill would be a perfect spot to hide more "dirt".
If we are going to win this thing, we may have to Kenny Rogers the ball.
I just went to the bathroom and dropped a duece. Upon exiting the bathroom, I realized I had Kenny Rogered my hand by accident.