You know someone is a Kenneth when... 1. He can't be seen at night, 2. He makes absolutely no sense when he speaks, 3. Can't justify any of his beliefs, 4. Makes horrible jokes, and it is an overall cornball. Everyone knows one.
Yo, you make no sense you're such a Kenneth
by RJDJK January 03, 2012
An fast car; generally sitting on 24's, candy painted. The driver can usually be found listening to Prince. The original Kenneth is a Chrysler.
me: yo brianna hows kenneth doing?
brianna: i just got into a fender bender

brianna: *breezing down the freeway, bobbing to the music* yo kenny lets go
by the original arjun January 01, 2011
A person, usually a fraternity guy that frequently knocks on sorority doors at all hours of the night. Kenneth is apt to: show up unannounced at any hour typically under heavy intoxication, wander around aimlessly in and out of rooms, lock himself in bathrooms, and generally cause antics that, while inappropriate, are generally hilarious and amusing.
"Omg Kenneth knocked on our door last night and woke me up!"

"Last night a guy stopped by drunk to use our bathroom. What a Kenneth!"
by EmmaTurnbull1867 April 13, 2010
He will steal yo girl. Hide yo bacardi cause he'll steal dat to. Usually with a mullet and a slight toe fungus. Hide em!!! Warning may also borrow yo clothes.
Hide yo kids hide yo wife cause kenneth is out here rapin erybody.
by Mr. yaaaa November 11, 2010
(noun) a person who is homosexual. likes big boys and their big toys,plays classical music, and is a ASA(asian student association) representative like a loser(adjective) a phrase gay asian people say to say im gay and i have a little penis
person 1: Dude, I'm so Kenneth
by troll215 October 10, 2011
A father who never lets his daughter do anything. Hes fat, and a real jackass. He never lets anyone have fun. He just likes to eat. He sucks major wangs and needs to get a life.
Her dad is such a Kenneth!
by holy_tubbs_batman May 03, 2011
Kenneth is the street name from Ketamine.
Where's Kenneth?
by Frogbox. September 03, 2009

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