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10.
and amazing smart guy who you will shortly realize isnt like any other guy on earth. he will love you and treat you with class and respect. there's nothing he wont try to do just to make you happy. he has soft hair and goreous eyes. his smile melts your heart, his voice makes you smile, which in turn, makes him smile again ! his touch gives you goose bumps and his love keeps you alive... hes everything and anything you could ever ask for in a man. Kenneth wont take anyones crap and will destroy anyone whod try to harm you. hes strong wonderful and great at sex too ;3 hes more than anyone could write on a single page and more than words can speak.. he loves his family and friends and if youre his girl, hell love you more than his own life. hes.... he's Kenneth. i guess you could say he'd be your big BabyBear sweet, but tough. youll love him the moment you meet him, but be SO nervous to talk to him, but in the end, itll be a great thing that you DID talk to him, or you never would have known the wonder, magic and everything amazing that comes from meeting Kenneth.
Girl: wow that Kenneth sure is an amazing guy
2nd Girl: Back off thats MY Kenneth. i'll destroy u if you get near him !
and oh yeah hes amazing heh and hes amzing in more ways than one ;3
by YouCanCallMeVayVay April 30, 2012
 
22.
A nerd who has some badass moments.
And is heavily influenced by a grade eight.
Grade Eight : That guy called me an LG.
Fuck him !

Kenneth : Fuck you.
by Grade eight December 18, 2008
 
23.
Half a pint of british 'bitter', such as John Smiths or Tetley's. Named after Ken Barlow in the UK soap, Coronation Street for what he orders at the bar.
Barman: What y'havin?
Customer: Um... a kenneth please!
by Mark Quaile November 26, 2007
 
24.
A slang term for Ketamine
Hey Andy, will Kenneth be at the party tonight?
by Ketmister August 02, 2006
 
25.
To be gay or to be "Brokeback"
"Dude, dont be kenneth about it"
"I think that guy is Kenneth, cause i saw him in Hillcrest"
by Funky Rider June 08, 2006