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and amazing smart guy who you will shortly realize isnt like any other guy on earth. he will love you and treat you with class and respect. there's nothing he wont try to do just to make you happy. he has soft hair and goreous eyes. his smile melts your heart, his voice makes you smile, which in turn, makes him smile again ! his touch gives you goose bumps and his love keeps you alive... hes everything and anything you could ever ask for in a man. Kenneth wont take anyones crap and will destroy anyone whod try to harm you. hes strong wonderful and great at sex too ;3 hes more than anyone could write on a single page and more than words can speak.. he loves his family and friends and if youre his girl, hell love you more than his own life. hes.... he's Kenneth. i guess you could say he'd be your big BabyBear sweet, but tough. youll love him the moment you meet him, but be SO nervous to talk to him, but in the end, itll be a great thing that you DID talk to him, or you never would have known the wonder, magic and everything amazing that comes from meeting Kenneth.
Girl: wow that Kenneth sure is an amazing guy
2nd Girl: Back off thats MY Kenneth. i'll destroy u if you get near him !
and oh yeah hes amazing heh and hes amzing in more ways than one ;3
by YouCanCallMeVayVay April 30, 2012
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You know someone is a Kenneth when... 1. He can't be seen at night, 2. He makes absolutely no sense when he speaks, 3. Can't justify any of his beliefs, 4. Makes horrible jokes, and it is an overall cornball. Everyone knows one.
Yo, you make no sense you're such a Kenneth
by RJDJK January 03, 2012
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An fast car; generally sitting on 24's, candy painted. The driver can usually be found listening to Prince. The original Kenneth is a Chrysler.
me: yo brianna hows kenneth doing?
brianna: i just got into a fender bender

brianna: *breezing down the freeway, bobbing to the music* yo kenny lets go
by the original arjun January 01, 2011
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A person, usually a fraternity guy that frequently knocks on sorority doors at all hours of the night. Kenneth is apt to: show up unannounced at any hour typically under heavy intoxication, wander around aimlessly in and out of rooms, lock himself in bathrooms, and generally cause antics that, while inappropriate, are generally hilarious and amusing.
"Omg Kenneth knocked on our door last night and woke me up!"

"Last night a guy stopped by drunk to use our bathroom. What a Kenneth!"
by EmmaTurnbull1867 April 13, 2010
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He will steal yo girl. Hide yo bacardi cause he'll steal dat to. Usually with a mullet and a slight toe fungus. Hide em!!! Warning may also borrow yo clothes.
Hide yo kids hide yo wife cause kenneth is out here rapin erybody.
by Mr. yaaaa November 11, 2010
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(noun) a person who is homosexual. likes big boys and their big toys,plays classical music, and is a ASA(asian student association) representative like a loser(adjective) a phrase gay asian people say to say im gay and i have a little penis
person 1: Dude, I'm so Kenneth
by troll215 October 10, 2011
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A father who never lets his daughter do anything. Hes fat, and a real jackass. He never lets anyone have fun. He just likes to eat. He sucks major wangs and needs to get a life.
Her dad is such a Kenneth!
by holy_tubbs_batman May 03, 2011
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Kenneth is the street name from Ketamine.
Where's Kenneth?
by Frogbox. September 03, 2009
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