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He will steal yo girl. Hide yo bacardi cause he'll steal dat to. Usually with a mullet and a slight toe fungus. Hide em!!! Warning may also borrow yo clothes.
Hide yo kids hide yo wife cause kenneth is out here rapin erybody.
by Mr. yaaaa November 11, 2010
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Someone who's so flipping brilliant that they make everyone else around them look like a right ares.
Flipping heck Kenneth you look a proper treat today with your radioactive face and massive hair. Everyone around you looks like a right ares.

Let's go ****.
by Jimothy Bowen July 01, 2009
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This guy is a fucking idiot. All he does is make retarded comments and eat chicken and broccoli. Also, he sucks at bball. Overall, he is pretty much is a tool.
"Fuck its Kenneth. He's a fucking idiot."
"Yo its Kenneth, ignore him."
"You are a fucking idiot Kenneth."
"Can you hit a Q Kenneth."
"Shut the fuck up Kenneth."
by JWONG112 September 23, 2013
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A nice guy with cool kind of long hair. Hes smart and athletic and great with the girls and diesnt care what other people think about him. He dresses awesome and has some clothes that other people wouldnt think of wearing.
I wish i was like him, he's like a kenneth
by kcm24 February 05, 2010
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Kenneth - known for being a large twat and a lying shit.
: have you seen kenneth today?
: don't even speak of that fat fuck
by Aubergine May 05, 2017
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and amazing smart guy who you will shortly realize isnt like any other guy on earth. he will love you and treat you with class and respect. there's nothing he wont try to do just to make you happy. he has soft hair and goreous eyes. his smile melts your heart, his voice makes you smile, which in turn, makes him smile again ! his touch gives you goose bumps and his love keeps you alive... hes everything and anything you could ever ask for in a man. Kenneth wont take anyones crap and will destroy anyone whod try to harm you. hes strong wonderful and great at sex too ;3 hes more than anyone could write on a single page and more than words can speak.. he loves his family and friends and if youre his girl, hell love you more than his own life. hes.... he's Kenneth. i guess you could say he'd be your big BabyBear sweet, but tough. youll love him the moment you meet him, but be SO nervous to talk to him, but in the end, itll be a great thing that you DID talk to him, or you never would have known the wonder, magic and everything amazing that comes from meeting Kenneth.
Girl: wow that Kenneth sure is an amazing guy
2nd Girl: Back off thats MY Kenneth. i'll destroy u if you get near him !
and oh yeah hes amazing heh and hes amzing in more ways than one ;3
by YouCanCallMeVayVay April 30, 2012
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A father who never lets his daughter do anything. Hes fat, and a real jackass. He never lets anyone have fun. He just likes to eat. He sucks major wangs and needs to get a life.
Her dad is such a Kenneth!
by holy_tubbs_batman May 03, 2011
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