and amazing smart guy who you will shortly realize isnt like any other guy on earth. he will love you and treat you with class and respect. there's nothing he wont try to do just to make you happy. he has soft hair and goreous eyes. his smile melts your heart, his voice makes you smile, which in turn, makes him smile again ! his touch gives you goose bumps and his love keeps you alive... hes everything and anything you could ever ask for in a man. Kenneth wont take anyones crap and will destroy anyone whod try to harm you. hes strong wonderful and great at sex too ;3 hes more than anyone could write on a single page and more than words can speak.. he loves his family and friends and if youre his girl, hell love you more than his own life. hes.... he's Kenneth. i guess you could say he'd be your big BabyBear sweet, but tough. youll love him the moment you meet him, but be SO nervous to talk to him, but in the end, itll be a great thing that you DID talk to him, or you never would have known the wonder, magic and everything amazing that comes from meeting Kenneth.
Girl: wow that Kenneth sure is an amazing guy
2nd Girl: Back off thats MY Kenneth. i'll destroy u if you get near him !
and oh yeah hes amazing heh and hes amzing in more ways than one ;3
by YouCanCallMeVayVay April 30, 2012
Anglicization of the Gaelic Coinneach or Cainnech, meaning "handsome and fiery".

In recent times, the name Kenneth has lost some of its integrity due to a character named Kenneth, played by Jack McBrayer, who is largely a buffoon on the show "30 Rock". Despite this oversight, Kenneth is generally a proud or confident man, usually of apparent Celtic and/or Germanic origins, who is as quick to temper as he is to celebrate. Traditionally, neither the anger nor the generosity of Kenneth may be understated, as both are defining characteristics.

In smaller circles, however, the word Kenneth is used as a pseudonym for an enforcer or someone of a similar type who uses intimidation tactics, physical or otherwise, to achieve a desired result. A Kenneth will sometimes work with a Matthew.
Scenario 1:

Man: Their representatives are standing firm at a twenty percent commission.

Boss: Send Kenneth in for the next round of negotiations. He'll help them see reason in lowering their rate.

Scenario 2:

Man: Once Kenneth came into the interrogation room, I just had to leave. All I know is that twenty minutes later, we had a signed statement and a grown man in tears.

With a Matthew:

Man: I don't know what's scarier: seeing Kenneth and Matthew in a dark alley or across a conference table. Those two guys can't be human with that kind of work.
by AWellspokenBeast August 09, 2010
kenneth is a BEAST and is NOT an andy.kenneth has a huge weiner and owns all johns constantly.nuff send
by beast74943689746387 August 31, 2010
Kenneth is one sexy ginger, always smiling, always sexy, and always getting laid! He gets booty all day everyday! All the girls wanna be his boyfriend so they can comb his ginger hair and get lady bones. He will always brighten up your day with his smile. This one of a kind ginger has the biggest wiener in history. Kenneth is the changer of the world and the changer of the ladies! Who knows maybe your the next (; GAY OR STRAIGHT.
"I want yo kenneth D"
by karlsbarks February 20, 2013
stupid fat poophead
i dont like kenneth
by trtuhslayer September 24, 2015
A very hot red headed boy! who hates to talk on the phone... but loves hes best friend. Loves basketball.. hates school. never has money.
I love my best friend kenneth!
by Carlena Metcalf September 16, 2008
noun Oblivious roach. Someone with olive colored skin that looks like a roach. Sometimes used as pet.
Look at that kid. He looks like a Kenneth
by Puzzyyyyy slayaaaa December 26, 2014

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