A Kennedy Assasination is a weed smoking session. Named because President Kennedy's brains were "killed" and when smoking high concentrations of marijuana, large amounts of brain cells are destroyed.
"Dude you wanna go do a Kennedy Assasination?" "Blunt or bong?"
by fuckyeahamerica April 01, 2010
When a male is masturbating or being jerked off by another, laying down, and ejaculates in his own eye.
Fabian was cranking it to gay porn on his bed and ended up giving himself a Kennedy Assasination.
by Carpet Monster November 27, 2006