A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.
Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.
A synonym for "fail" commonly used by Seattle-area Volkswagen enthusiasts.
I can't believe I slid into the crub and bent my wheel. I totally Kempered it.
Verb: To ejaculate
I kempered on her face, in her eye, on the cieling; there was kemper all over the place!
Kemper is like sex if it were a person and ate a fuckton of rainbow cake. Had a snarky attitude and was mean alot.
Look at that bitch eating cake like she's kemper.
increasing blood pressure, tension and suicidal tendencies in others
All was calm until John entered the room. The bad news he delivered kempered the others in the room.