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An occupational surname bestowed upon a strong man who was a champion at jousting or wrestling. Derived from the Middle English word 'kempe,' which came from Old English 'cempa,' meaning 'warrior' or 'champion.'

That Kemp is the baddest mother fucker I've ever seen in my life!
by GDKII November 25, 2005
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KEM-ps
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A card game in which players trade cards in a circle attempting to gain 4 of the same cards wilst also signaling to their partner that they have 4 of a kind. If the signal is seeing and the partner calls "Kemps!" the team wins. However, if a player of the opposing team see's the signal and calls "Kemps!" the player signaling loses. For more fun, you can fake a signal to attempt to throw other teams out. If a fake signal is spoted and called, then the team that called the Kemps is out.
Jon, you want to go play Kemps with Ben and Agnes?

KEMPS! We win! Good signal Jon.
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A customized automobile, usually full bodied, not a hotrod. Sometimes misspelled as "kimp", these cars are also called lead sleds due to the amount of lead filler used in the customizing process.
Groovy kemp, dad, can I get a ride ?
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Kemp is a state of mind where nothing other that fornication wth any living soul matters. This included both sex's; male and female. Past studies show that most contact made while "kemp" attitudes are in place tend to be with the opposite sex or small farm animals.
"Look at that bloke he's kemping a chicken"

"Look i'm just not interested, i'm not kemp, i'm not gay"
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"Finish the work man, You're kemping it so hard"
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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When you piss in a girls ass and she stands up and then you drink it out afterwards
Johnny: Dude, I heard Leon gave Jenny a Kemp the other day!
George: That's fucking nasty, dude!
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An alcoholic beverage created by two students Mr K. And Mr D. Half a pint of thatchers, half a pint of red bull, and as much vodka as you need.
James was killing it with the Ladies, kemp coursing through him.

10/10 - M Jackson

'A gift sent from God himself' - the Honey Badger
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