turkish phrase- someone who is a complete prat and prone to making mistakes
person A- 'knocks over table'
Person B- you're so fucking Kem
by Cemal May 07, 2006
Top Definition
Term used to subtly insert the word cum into an everyday conversation, perhaps with a colleague or your grandmother, while ideally avoiding public disdain and disgust. Often can be used to hilarious results. Must be spoken swiftly. Can be pronounced like "kim" if preferred.
"Mmm, this lemonade tastes like kem."
"That slam dunk made me kem!"
"Betsy, you've got a little kem on your face."
by Gadnok August 09, 2015
Online gaming lingo.

Acronym for Kill Everything Moving.
I'm about to go into KEM mode on these trolls.
by Paralyzion December 15, 2014
A fluid, or sticky substance ejaculated from the penis. Also known as cum or fluid. Can also be used to as a nickname to "yack'em"
Yesterday, i kemed everywhere in her mouth.
by runnin' through a forest July 01, 2010
Kill Em All
"Aye bro, they talkin shit"
"Don't worry man one day imma K.E.M"
by Mamii7126 June 04, 2016
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