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An Ayrshire, Scotland word for dirty. Boggin' mingin' kelt. In poor condition. From just spawned poor condition salmon
The child came back kelt, from playing in the field
by Ayrshire Lass December 05, 2011
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Meaning, sensitive and compassionate man. Great lover and satisfier of all. Easy to get along with, and great with communication. Also, A wonderful father wit amazing Blue eyes, and sexy Lips
Damn, that Kelts is a hottie
by Giggles_161984 February 05, 2010
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An easy lay. Easy to get into bed.
"Dude, that girl was a total kelt"
"Haha, nice. You didn't need to put on the charm this time."
by I<3MyDrood March 12, 2007
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