ADJ.
1. Kinky or crimped; may be used to describe anything unconventional.
He walked proudly into the room and displayed his kelso curls.

That music is so kelso!
by elliesmirk June 01, 2006
ADJ.
1. Kinky or crimped; may be used to describe anything unconventional.
He walked proudly into the room and displayed his kelso curls.

That music is so kelso!
by warded May 27, 2006
When you are feeling down and feel like having a good time. Another name for having a party or taking a big dump
I felt down so threw a kelso with all my friends and then went to the bathroom and took a massive kelso
by Jere Freel March 04, 2005
A houso suburb in the town of Bathurst, New South Wales mostly built up of houses from the 60s and 70s. Known for being derro where 75% of the suburb consists of lads, lasses, bogans, skanks, stoners, junkies, stoner junkies and junkie stoners who all tried to gain entrance to George Street but shat themselves when they were confronted by the bourgeois hicks from Windradyne and Abercrombie and therefore formed shitty opinions on the rest of the city. Driveways in Kelso can be seen sporting a late model Holden Commodore or Ford Falcon in the driveway. Also may include a stolen WRX or Lancer.

Kelsonians tend to complain about how shit their suburb is yet are prone to vandalising everything within eyesight on a regular basis and then complaining about vandalism. Bonnie Street in Kelso is pretty much the border between the bogan trash and tolerable residents who are sick and tired of every drunk yobbo cunt who kicks down their fence at 2:30am in the morning.

Kelso is considered The Bronx of Bathurst. According to the Bureau of Crime Statistics and Research of NSW the Average annual percentage change over the last 60 months in terms of crime committed in Kelso was 4.8%. Though this mostly consists of break and enters and drunken violence. If you come across an individual looking to pick a fight in Kelso, apologise and say you've been "Punching Cones" or you've been "Smashing Pingers" and they instantly believe you and leave you alone.
Oi lets go settle this at Kelso High bruh

Ey lets hit up Kelso bottle-o
by ProfessorBathurst April 24, 2016
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