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8.
ADJ.
1. Kinky or crimped; may be used to describe anything unconventional.
He walked proudly into the room and displayed his kelso curls.

That music is so kelso!
by elliesmirk June 01, 2006
 
9.
ADJ.
1. Kinky or crimped; may be used to describe anything unconventional.
He walked proudly into the room and displayed his kelso curls.

That music is so kelso!
by warded May 27, 2006
 
10.
A red colored shit. Usually not in a toilet.
Damn, look at this kelso!
by JbLjRs February 27, 2008
 
11.
When you are feeling down and feel like having a good time. Another name for having a party or taking a big dump
I felt down so threw a kelso with all my friends and then went to the bathroom and took a massive kelso
by Jere Freel March 04, 2005