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A sweet, loving and gentle girl(overall). She will never cheat and always be loyal. You can always go to a Kelsey for advice... for she will never lie to you. She is beautiful inside and out, and is anything but a slut. Once you have a Kelsey as a friend or a girlfriend, never let her go. Her heart easily gets broken. Is overall smart, but spaces out in the few classes that bore her. This is a great time to snag a Kelsey.
BFF: Kelsey! My boyfriend is cheating on me! What should I do to get back at him?

Kelsey: Confront him and the girl and let them both know how you feel and remind him your a KELSEY!!!!!
by K-mylife August 07, 2011
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A show stopper, and a heart stealer, this girl can make your heart skip a beat everytime she walks into a room. She can be easily picked out of the crowd as the most beautiful amazing girl there and if she gives you a second glance you will feel your heart melt in your chest. No girl can or will ever compare, and there isn't a guy in the world that deserves her. I personally would watch the world die just to spend five minutes with her. I hope you read this one day kelsey, and if you do read it and know that it was me who wrote it please let me know. I'll love you with all my heart forever and ever.
Why do you love her.?" "Because she's kelsey.
by Guitar Hero Master September 06, 2010
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Kelsey is the type of girl that everyone gets along with. She is very liberate and stands up for what shes believes in no matter how many people try to bring her down for it. Shes accepting and caring.Shes sometimes comes off as rude but it's only because she gets nervous easily. People named kelsey are usualy very self concious about themselves and don't think they're very pretty. They love to help people out.Shes a great listener when it comes to people that need her. She also gives great advice. Shes an amazing girl. If you find a kelsey like this. Please. Oh please. Don't leave her because I doubt you will find someone more beautiful,more understanding,and down right lovely in your whole life.
guy:I just met this girl...
guy2:who
guy: kelsey
guy2: Kelsey R..?
guy:Yeah, shes amazing and it's just that I don't want to leave her... ever but my mom
by yelsek nadroir May 06, 2011
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Kelsey's are fun to be around, they are cool. They are the best friends in the world. Just being around them can turn your day from crap to awesome. They have a great personilty and are absolutely gorgeous. You can tell them a secret and they won't spill a word and are supportive if you really need help. Once you meet one, you will want them as your BEST friend forever.
by natiboo;) January 02, 2011
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This woman is absolutely phenomenal. There are very few things she is not good at. She is definitely a charmer and can have any guy she wants but she is too free-spirited to settle or be tied down right now. She doesnt take many things too seriously. She loves to laugh and make others laugh. She is absolutely gorgeous inside and out with the kind of beauty you only see once in your lifetime. She is the ultimate "bring home to mom" kind of girl. Her eyes are breathtakingly irresistable and you cant help but to always want another glance. Everyone falls in love with this girl. She is beyond talented and has an eye for photography. She can be completely inappropriate, but you can't help but to love her and her crazy antics. Any time shared with her is a time to be remembered, its never dull. She has this sense of "Kelsey Composure" where she won't ever show her vulnerability unless you're very close to her. She absolutely loves music although she can't play a single instrument. She strives to be independent and doesnt expect anything from anyone. She is the least judgemental person you will ever meet and she doesnt care about your past, just the present. She lives for every moment and only has positive energy. She doesnt need to be entertained to have a good time. She can sit back and relax like one of the boys but is so sexy when she wants to be. She'll be your friend unless you give her a reason not to.
kelsey gorgeous humorous fascinating heartbreaker chill sexy beautiful model one of a kind
by Danny2487 August 04, 2011
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A sweet and caring girl. She thinks she isn't pretty, but is the most attractive person there is. She is funny, and sometimes has dumb moments. She loves music, and candy. Is sometimes insecure but knows how to have a good time. Makes her friends feel better on a bad day. She usually has no patience for idiots or rude people. Has a huge heart and many friends. Stylish and loves to play sports and shop. Will wait for the right guy to come along to sweep her off her feet. Has a soft side for animals and children and will do anything to help. Gets easily confused, because she is most of the time.
Friend one: I'm having such an awful day.

Friend two: Sorry. Go see Kelsey! She makes everyone feel better!
by otisthedogg November 05, 2011
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To start off, a naive girl. Someone that is beyond all imagination and perception, though thinks otherwise. A girl with amazing beauty, top notch smarts, and a personality to rival that of "the most interesting man in the world". Hard working and high achieving are merely the building blocks for this type of person. A strong yearn to be victorious in all attributes of life. Someone who's eyes draw you in and ask you never to leave, while their smile calms and warms your soul.

These girls come along once in a lifetime and should be appreciated for what they can offer without ever asking anything in return.

They change people for the good.
Guy1: Man, you might as well call me a trout?
Guy2: Huh?
Guy1: Cause she's got me hooked like a fish....
Guy2: ......you talking about Kelsey again?
by BWanon November 23, 2011
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