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A sloppy whore. Generally tries to fuck every guy in the room at once. She's a stupid little bitch that likes "meat". If you have alcohol, you can get this slut. She loves to party and get shitfaced. Shes been fucked so many times she is the most loose girl EVER!
Guy 1 "Dude, Kelsey's vagina is so imminence that you can fit the whole U.S. Navy inside her!"

Guy 2 "Yea, all those semen!"
by Big Jeff22334455 July 18, 2011
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usually refers to a girl who dresses like a slut, with short skirts, but surprisingly isnt a slut. she is also a total flirt
Girl 1: omg is that kelsey over there?
Girl 2: um do u see how short that skirt is? it has to be kelsey
by xlolhehex August 22, 2009
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A girl who smells like cat litter
Boy: Hey whats that smell?
Girl: Oh, it's just Kelsey.
by Spider-Girl December 16, 2013
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A name for a girl who is very shady, and backstabbing. She'll say she's your best friend, but then try and ruin a relationship between you and your boyfriend. Kelsey usually will tell one boy she's dating him and keep two on the side for backup, in case her current boy isn't keeping her happy. Kelsey usually updates her profiles saying how "ugly" or "lonely" she is just so she can get the attention of others. Kelsey will also flirt with other boys when one of her boyfriends isn't around so she can feel like she's "loved". Usually has more friends than she can count, but still for some reason feels lonely, and also makes everything more dramatic then it seems.
So, I'm dating Kelsey now!

Yeah, you and three other guys...
by Wizard Ashyton August 06, 2011
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A common boring name. Normally if you meet one. Their bitchy, nagging, probably have a huge nose, nasty hair, cheat on their boyfriend(s) with atleast 100+ guys, and two faced. Stay away from Kelsey's.
Hey did you see Kelsey at that party with him?
No, but I just seen her with a different guy.
by Thatguy18 September 07, 2010
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Kills
Elderly
Lesbians
Scars
Everyone
Young
Hide yo grannies, hide yo young, there's a KELSEY on the loose!
by Chestercheeto September 28, 2014
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I'm as confused as an uneatable cake.. Must be a "Kelsey".

If gravity didn't exist, Kelsey would still be on the ground.

Who ate all the PIES!!!??? ...Kelsey... Duh!
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