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Joe: dude i saw a kelsey the other day! Bob: cool!
by dlinj March 25, 2009
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Biznatch. Needs to keep her paws off people who are amazing and stop using people. Complete crack whore who who thinks she is beautiful, when really she looks like an Asian dumpling. Uses amazing people for homework help, but does not intend to go any further in the relationship. Needs to seriously get a life or be committed to an institution.
Dude 1: Hey, look at that girl over there!
Dude 2: Oh, Kelsey?
Dude 1: She looks like an Asian dumpling.
by Operation KD January 03, 2010
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A big nosed bitchy blonde girl that closely resembles the character of Pinnochio. Extremely clingy and stalks her previous boyfriend who doesn't want her because she is rumored to have a penis. Kelsey is also another expression meaning... when you take a shit and the water splashes and hits the bottom off your ass thus covering your ass in toilet water. Also called taking a kelsey.
Dude i got my ass all wet from taking a kelsey.
Seriously, I always see her nose sticking out of the bushes when she follows me home. She is such a kelsey.
by Peterpan152 February 19, 2011
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A dance that contains many black men and skeet.
Black Guy: DAMN, do the kelsey on that hoe!
by Glovin March 28, 2008
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Psycho Bitch that has no real friends. She cant be trusted and made her only friends miserable with her snide comments and judgements and eventually drives them away. She isnt confident about herself, which is why she constantly brags about what little she has and insults her friends. She couldnt get a guy unless he was a man whore. Shes an awful person who is rudely inconsiderate and competitive. She never wins at anything, so basically a Kelsey is a failure at life. If you meet a Kelsey just walk away and save yourself the trouble and the drama...
Oh thats just like her, shes such a Kelsey!
by loyallove13 May 08, 2011
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A sloppy whore. Generally tries to fuck every guy in the room at once. She's a stupid little bitch that likes "meat". If you have alcohol, you can get this slut. She loves to party and get shitfaced. Shes been fucked so many times she is the most loose girl EVER!
Guy 1 "Dude, Kelsey's vagina is so imminence that you can fit the whole U.S. Navy inside her!"

Guy 2 "Yea, all those semen!"
by Big Jeff22334455 July 18, 2011
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A girl who smells like cat litter
Boy: Hey whats that smell?
Girl: Oh, it's just Kelsey.
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