You must of met a Kelsey.
No, I think I must of had to many jello shots.
No, but I just seen her with a different guy.
2: Do you know a Canadian? Oh yeah that Kelsey hoe!
friend: hi =]
kelsey: whats up?
kelsey: same u?
friend: you just asked me.
kelsey: haha my b.
...ten mins later...
....five mins later...
kelsey: k cool
friend: cool what?
kelsey: you arent talking to me
friend: ummm did you say something worth responding to?
Kelsey: w/e bye
Dude 2: Oh, Kelsey?
Dude 1: She looks like an Asian dumpling.