A big nosed bitchy blonde girl that closely resembles the character of Pinnochio. Extremely clingy and stalks her previous boyfriend who doesn't want her because she is rumored to have a penis. Kelsey is also another expression meaning... when you take a shit and the water splashes and hits the bottom off your ass thus covering your ass in toilet water. Also called taking a kelsey.
Dude i got my ass all wet from taking a kelsey.
Seriously, I always see her nose sticking out of the bushes when she follows me home. She is such a kelsey.
by Peterpan152 February 19, 2011
A sloppy whore. Generally tries to fuck every guy in the room at once. She's a stupid little bitch that likes "meat". If you have alcohol, you can get this slut. She loves to party and get shitfaced. Shes been fucked so many times she is the most loose girl EVER!
Guy 1 "Dude, Kelsey's vagina is so imminence that you can fit the whole U.S. Navy inside her!"

Guy 2 "Yea, all those semen!"
by Big Jeff22334455 July 18, 2011
the bitchiest girl you'll ever meet . guys think shes an angel , but in reality shes a whore that cares about nothing besides her hair , how much tighter she can get her shirt and skirt , and how many penises she can get inside her vagina at one time .
guy: hey , do you know that girl over there ? she seems so perfect .
girl: that's a kelsey , unless you want to pick up an std , stay away from her .
by lovelymiss277 June 26, 2011
A MANGINA a girl with a large dick who puts it on her dresser and keeps it alive by keeping it in a jar....... Most annoying girl in the world and is really full of herself and thinks that everyone loves her... I mean who else has a fucking dick in a jar
by SammieLeibham April 29, 2011
A girl who generally is a bitch. She actually doesn't know it so it is quite sad watching her wander around acting like a complete bitch. She often condones and engages in slutty behavior, as her future job will most likely be a whore.
by Simontachi January 13, 2011
A name for a girl who is very shady, and backstabbing. She'll say she's your best friend, but then try and ruin a relationship between you and your boyfriend. Kelsey usually will tell one boy she's dating him and keep two on the side for backup, in case her current boy isn't keeping her happy. Kelsey usually updates her profiles saying how "ugly" or "lonely" she is just so she can get the attention of others. Kelsey will also flirt with other boys when one of her boyfriends isn't around so she can feel like she's "loved". Usually has more friends than she can count, but still for some reason feels lonely, and also makes everything more dramatic then it seems.
So, I'm dating Kelsey now!

Yeah, you and three other guys...
by Wizard Ashyton August 06, 2011
I'm as confused as an uneatable cake.. Must be a "Kelsey".

If gravity didn't exist, Kelsey would still be on the ground.

Who ate all the PIES!!!??? ...Kelsey... Duh!
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