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A Sweet Young Girl That Doesnt Have Any Common Sense,. Usually A Typical Whore Or Pornstar Name. Doesnt Understand Even The Simplest Of Jokes. Cant Do Anything Athletic, And tends To Warm The Bench When She Makes An Athletic Team.
Did You See That Kelsey Packer Girl Sittin The Bench Again? Kelsey's Arent Worth The Time.
by Superman63 August 01, 2009
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an amazing guy (the one i know is a guy). you can talk to him for hours and not get bored. you can tell him anything and he wont think any less of you. You can trust him always and he will never talk about you behind your back.
Me: YES hes online!!!
Friends: who????
Me:kelsey
(two hours later)
Friends:Are you still talking to him???
Me: yeah
by arandomninjashhh January 22, 2011
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A drunk moose who frequently gets stuck in a tree.
by Non-Drunk Moose October 02, 2011
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kelsey is a funny person. she will always stand up for her friends, and expects the same from her friends. she loves her cats and treats them like people. kelsey is a wild person and always a kid at heart. she loves to poop and does it a lot. usually kelseys are blonde, and gorgeous. she spaces out a lot, but is pretty smart. she has good comebacks and is very strong
kelsey is nice.
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the hottest, prettiest, most skilled at everything little shorty eva!!! guys follow her around like bees on honey. she always smells good and ALWAYS looks FANTASTIC!!!! there simply is no one on earth that is better!!! when you see a kelsey you also see every guy you have ever liked following her around. Kelsey is all around amazing :)
here comes kelsey followed by thomas, lucas, cam, jared, brad, kyle, david, tyler, vince, derek, bobby, nick, micheal...etc.
by Kelsey may August 14, 2008
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A New Yorker, quiet, smart, cute, about 5'6" in height, with gorgeous red hair, great style, and two of the prettiest blue eyes in the world.
You know that book "20,000 Leagues Under The Sea" by Jules Verne?

Ya, why?

He wrote that about me because if Kelsey's league was the surface of the ocean, I'd be 20,000 leagues under the sea!
by fivehours April 15, 2010
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A Kelsey, in short, is an intelligence void. It is the IQ Level, lower than vegetable, meaning that this person has a negative IQ. Just being close to this person can cause slow and painful brain loss, which will result in the eventual transformation into a vegetable and Kelsey as well.
Dude... it is soooo awesome to hang out with Kelsey... yea... totally... ghhhra...daa...da.
by White Turtle August 02, 2009
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