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Super pretty. Long hair and big brown eyes. She has a fat ass and a slim waist.
I want to fuck Kelsey.
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A strong female with quick whit. She is cold blooded and a straight savage. She will hoe you until her last dying day if you mess with her. Kelsey always stays PettyReady!!
"Man I got roasted to ash yesterday, by a chick!"
"Was her name Kelsey?"
by Kekeisme0to100 August 09, 2016
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Commonly dwells under bridges and sneaks out to troll others. Their mating call includes the shouting of the word MIO, YUI ect. to attract the young Alexs from their bridges to lurk together. If you find one approach with caution because it may get violent easily, and if it does appear to become aggressive simply sing the following lyrics; Always, i wanna be wiff you! and that will keep them at bay..for now..
1: What is that??...what...is that?? ITS A KELSEY RUNN!!!
2: Do you know a Canadian? Oh yeah that Kelsey hoe!
by Nirosis March 01, 2010
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1.A guys name that originates from Scotland.

2.The most gangsta white guy in DA WORLD!

Wendy,"I saw Kelsey yesterday."

Sue,"LIKE NO WAYZ! HES SO CUTE!!!!11!!!!!1."

Wendy,"Wtf sue? We aren't online you stupid H03Z!!!"

Sue,"I like Kelsey. He has mad 5KI11Z!!!111!!!!1!!"

Wendy," Lololololololol, omgwtfbbqroflmywaffelz!!!!!one!!!"
by PartyTaco December 06, 2006
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Oh, you know, that one red-headed chick at your school that thinks shes all that but she really isn't. Jkjk... She's actually very good at singing and has this uncanny capability to be quite funny. She's a good friend to have... I mean, nothing negative can come from being friends with her, honestly. Very few know this but me and her are secret lovers. I saved her from savage gnomes once, thats how it all began... She hangs our picture in her locker. Whenever I'm not telling her how much I love her I'm crying on the inside thinking of how much I want to be with her. Whenever I text her or call her, she is desperately wishing that I was there, with her... ANYWAYS, back to kelsey. She's a good student in school, has a good sense of humor, and everybody loves her. She cries in just about every movie that she sees... EVERY MOVIE!!! (From what I've heard at least). So, to sum it all up, if I were you, I'd be pretty jealous of kelsey.
That kool, red-headed chick over there with all the cute guys around her is such a kelsey!
by peterockpeterson March 28, 2009
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short,sexy,hot girl with tight pussy
1.i love my kelsey
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Kelsey is the dirtiest swear word in the English language. A Kelsey is a morally corrupt thief and has very few brain cells. This is because the remedial Kelsey snorts, smokes, shoots up, or pops them all away. The sluttiest of all females, a Kelsey has lost count of her bedpost notches. Kelseys are known to be dramatic, and they like to distort a situation and spread vicious rumors when you have been put on her shit list for trying to help her. Kelseys are known to be users and abusers and they can be the worst mothers in the world. One of these broads uses the crocodile tears to lure you in, then when you have served your purpose, she will warp your time spent with her and use it as sob story for her next victim.
Guy: Dude, why do you look so angry?

Dude: I felt bad for this girl I met because she "had been treated so badly". So, I took her in and fed her, only to have her steal from me and throw herself on the floor and yell "Why did you hit me?" when I confronted her in the most civil way possible. When I told her psychotic ass to leave, she started making up stories about how badly I treated her.

Guy: Dude, it sounds like you got Kelsey'd.
by Lovely Red December 13, 2010
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