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A gruff sounding being that inhabits internet message boards slaying trolls and growling at newbies. Generally docile, but is quick to whack deserving targets. Also has a fondness for kittens.
So Aran was trolling some newbie, but then a mod came in and went all Kelmo on him. I think he got banned, but he totally deserved it.
by SomeGuyCalledAlex July 18, 2011