A gangly freak, who speaks good england, poor spelling, likes raisins, fish pie and shoving a whole pizza in her gob, speaks a lot, sexual fetish for the colour purple.
Normally found on a strange tropical island, Jersey? A rare, gangly creature.
Always up for a laugh, although can get quite aggressive if drunk or you don't let her lick your plate!
"SHUT THE FUCK UP Kelly-Ann!"
"You is WAISTED Kelly-Ann"
"Raisin sandwhich Kelly-Ann"
"You're making me juicy Kelly-Ann!"
"Your chops gonna flop out Kelly-Ann!"
"Fuck a duck Kelly-Ann!!"