An ugly ogre, who finds a suitable boyfriend to take care of her and here blind, retarded brother. Be careful, she will steal your baby. Shes also attracted to bananas
Kelly at all my tacos
by JackDaniels123 June 26, 2014
A common name for the female gender that originates from countries such as Ireland, England, and Scotland. Although many people with the name Kelly can have good qualities, some typical and common qualities they can acquire include: an IQ lower than 0, overly large lips, platinum blonde hair (that depicts the stereo type "dumb blonde" quite well), an quiet but obvious obsession with sex, and a very aggressive addiction with lying. Just your everyday white trash white lie white girl.
omg, your such a kelly

did you hear what kelly did to thomas last weekend? I heard they did it a bush behind the high school
by blackmamba101 April 29, 2014
A girl who usually can tell her ass from her elbow, she is the nicest girl you could ever meet. She has poor choice in men and tend to have a great ass comparable to a stripper. She usually is the group bitch in any situation weather it's with friends or family. It's proven redheaded Kelly's tend to love ugly gremlins who are sent away after being beat with an ugly stick. So if you date a red haired Kelly your fugly.
She so ugly Kelly wouldn't date her.

Kelly's vagina smells worse then poop on the sidewalk in July.
by Thawktor August 01, 2013
A very sexy voiced radio personality on FM96 in the lovely London, Ontario. She Works with tucker and taz and probably beyond a reasonable doubt give's many male's on there way to or from work in the morning a Hard-on. also probably has the sexiest of voices on the station as well.
Water Cooler guy 1 : did you hear kelly on FM96 this morning?

Water Cooler guy 2 : yeah i totally got a chubby her voice is sooo sexy.
by KermitT.Frog October 24, 2011
name commonly given to the girl who always eats the last funion just as you're about to reach into the bag and claim it.
Kelly wtf that was my funion! Mine!
by anon8001 February 10, 2010
Slang for vagina.
Dude, I wanna fuck her kelly so bad!
by Fluffy Rex July 10, 2011
a. guy who is very loveable and sweet, he is easy to get along with and is a great shoulder to cry on
b. you may find yourself falling in love with him once you find out how great he is
kelly: awww i would protect you
huhbass. aww kelly your so sweet =]
by HuhBass December 24, 2008

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