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22.
Miss Independent, idiot
Kelly Clarkson is Miss Independent 2005
by connoroxz June 07, 2005
 
23.
A young female artist who, instead of having to go through years of hard work and rejection to earn success, won a contest on American Idol where her fame was handed to her.
Kelly Clarkson owes me money!
by mwitictm April 27, 2007
 
24.
A euphemistic phrase uttered by single, middle-aged men who have little to no sexual experience beyond collecting action figures or listening to over-the-top '80s prog-rock supergroups.
In order to further crack down on indecency (as determined by ultra-rightwing geriatric conservative moralistic citizens feeling superior to every other human being on Earth) the FCC will not "bleep" out bad words like "fuck", "shit", "asshole", "cocksucker", "Kelly Clarkson" or other vile derivatives. Instead the high-pitched monotone chime will be replaced with a hyper-excited 5 year-old exclaiming such profound remarks as, "BUSH IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!", "DUBYA IS A GENIUS!!!", "EVERYONE MUST LOVE THE PRESIDENT" or "WAL MART IS THE FIRST, LAST AND ONLY PLACE TO BUY GREAT MUSIC AND MOVIES - IT'S ALL GOOD!".
by Boodmanarisin August 18, 2005
 
25.
Good Singer, but is looking a little too much like Hilary Duff, but she has good lyrics
Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torned Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes
by .brandons-wife. August 23, 2005
 
26.
A singer that is very, very fat. Whale-like.
Chad: "Dude! Look! It's Kelly Clarkson!"
Mark: "Man the harpoons!"
by M. Bison May 22, 2007
 
27.
stupid bitch who sings shitty shit that other people call "deep, profound lyrics".
these people are pseudo-intellectuals and they can eat my shit.
here are some of the so called "lyrics" that DO NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.

Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torn Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes

1. she uses FIVE LINES to say one thing. shit. there's a point where being musical goes way too fucking far.
2. NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE.

besides that, she probably didnt even write most of that crock of shit. most "pop stars" have other people writing songs FOR them.

she also thinks she's a "rock star" when in reality she need to shut the fuck up because she really sucks ass.

OMG I WON THE ID0LZ0R EVER1 W0RSH11P MEI MOOSICKLOL

Shit Head: "I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON!!!@#832048423 408324omgomgomg"
Reasonable Person: "Shut the fuck up, shit head. You're ruining music."
by shredded wheat August 02, 2006