Person 1: Hmm, I heard that Kellogg Brown & Root controls the United States and that its board members hunt lobbyists while intoxicated in the Texas wilderness.
Person 2: It's a good thing that KBR has a private army and non-union workers so American business interests project a positive image to the international community!
Person 3: Whoever runs that company is probably rich as fuck and almost certainly rubs infant blood on their genitals!