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Kelli Jo is a country bumpkin that can be very attractive but due to her countryness, may have bred-in medical problems. If you come across a Kelli Jo, you must proceed with caution; for they are easy to fall for, but will steal your soul in the end. Synonymous with "Succubus" Kelli Jo's come in the form: attractive, tall, cornfed, blondes, with children to suck you in, and an inner filling of pure evil! Krys: "Wow, I think I'm in love with her!?"
Brian: "Really? Be careful she has all the stats of a Kelli Jo! She'll steal your soul if I'm right!" |
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