(Seinfeld) An alias that Jerry comes up with so that he can gain access to an apartment for sale during the Puerto Rican Day Parade, so that he can watch the end of the Mets game. Art Vandelay and H.E. Pennypacker also the same scene to gain access to the apartment.
"Not Pennypacker. 'You know him?' I wish I didn't. Brace yourself, madam, for an all-out bidding war. But this time, advantage Varnsen!!!"
by matkillah April 21, 2004
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A name Jerry Seinfeld used when he answered the phone as Vandelay Industries.
Vandelay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking. How may we help you?
by jimmy jimmie May 17, 2006