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That one tall skinny blonde kid who's good at everything he tries. He is naturally athletic and relatively smart and is extremely nice. He is usually a bit anti social and enjoys alone time on the computer. He is a good looking guy and has no problem attracting women, but he is not very good in bed. He has an insanely tiny penis and usually has trouble penetrating girls, let alone pleasing them.
Oh Keith is really such a cool guy, I was disappointed to see how small his dick was
by Lisatisabisa October 02, 2013
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The most unattractive name. From Family Guy Episode Ocean's 3 and a half when the guys make it into the final door of the Peutersmith's vault.
Cyber Security: What is the most unattractive name?
Peter Griffin:....Keith
by Beef Rocmore December 21, 2010
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A weird dude who loves dirty feet in and around his mouth.
Check out the toe jam on that chick, where's Keith?
by Keith's shit friend! July 27, 2011
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The most unattractive name in the english dictionary
by CrazyBananaBoy January 01, 2011
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According to Peter Griffin of the world famous show "Family Guy" this is the: worst, most disgusting, unappealing name in the english language of names..... DISGUSTING
Doctor: Congrajulations it's a boy

DAD: what should we name him?

"new" MOM: I want to name it Keith

(dad and doctor together) *BITCH SLAP*

DAD: Woman are you crazay!

Doctor: thats a terrible name
by Horsewiener.mpg September 08, 2010
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Keeps
Everyone
Irritated
True
Hater
Dontchu see we're talking. Quit being a "Keith".
by jrsn1per@gmail.com April 26, 2009
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Keith is a great guy with a outstanding personality. He will do anything to protect the ones he loves and is very out going. He is loves to have lots of fun and party. If you find yourself a Keith don't let him go because he is a keeper. He will stand up for people and can keep secrets like nobody else. He is also a ladies man and can keep a long-term relationship, he will fight for what he loves or fight to keep the people he love.
I miss Keith so much.

Keith is my best-friend!
by Mmmmjvndklfb March 02, 2017
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