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A short, stanky booty lil boy.. who eats niggables.
Person 1:"You seen keith today?"

Person 2: "Yeah.. his booty stank."
by Sumank jones February 10, 2014
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the most unattractive name in the english language
Bro 1:Have you met my friend Keith?

Bro 2:No, is he a hillbilly?

Bro 1:Nope

Bro 2:Wow that's a surprise
by bo$$.at.life November 04, 2009
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A Swedish bisexual who believes oneself to be David Bowie, a rockstar from the early 70's.
Hey look, a bisexual Swedish rockstar.
It must be Keith!
by ianmu4966 November 08, 2014
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Girl 1: who's the cool kid
girl 2: that's keith he's awesome
by wolf kiid January 14, 2013
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Keith is a name that means, “from the big forest” although it is often translated as “from the large wood,” which is most likely suggesting African decent, however Keiths appear to be white, thus must be of a race similar to that of an inside out oreo. Because of their decent Keiths typically have large penises and a good sense of swag, but they cannot always jump as high as a fully black person. Most are tall and good-looking, often having the same last name as a democratic comedian featured on comedy central.
Keith is so hawt. Check out his mad swag.
by $waggerDangle November 28, 2011
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1 an arrogant douche
2 a man with a tiny penis
he kept talking about how he had sex with all these chicks:really? wow what a keith

she said it was only 4 inches long, wow haha keith dick
by jsmithMF August 16, 2010
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A bad ass, supposedly six sensed softy, that turns to a psychotic bastard when enraged that likes the taste of blood.
Don't turn into a Keith
by psychoasian October 16, 2014
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