An intelligent, tall, handsome, witty, thoughtful, sweet, strong, respectable, kind, patient, imaginative, ingenious, logical, motivated, balanced, responsible, helpful, open-minded, utterly kissable, well-travelled man with a great ass.
See also: Someone in whom's heart, thoughts and arms one wishes always to be <3 (Totally sappy. Deal.)
See also: Someone in whom's heart, thoughts and arms one wishes always to be <3 (Totally sappy. Deal.)
Friend #1: She's always talking about him.
Friend #2: I know. Even when she's not talking about him, you can tell she's thinking about him, because she's smiling real wide.
Friend #1: Well, he's a great guy! He's a real Keith!
Friend #2: I know. Even when she's not talking about him, you can tell she's thinking about him, because she's smiling real wide.
Friend #1: Well, he's a great guy! He's a real Keith!
by adribatch February 5, 2010
by AlexGoBrrrr February 6, 2021
A small person that is extremely adept to stealth,stamina and being ninja or be a person for moral guidance
Ex.1 Dude how can you sneak up on me you Keith.
Ex.2 thank you for listening to what i have to say,your such a Keith.
Ex.2 thank you for listening to what i have to say,your such a Keith.
by Irick101 December 11, 2008
In Left 4 Dead 2, he is the buddy of the survivor, Ellis. He grew up in Savanah with Ellis together, having all sorts of adventures, They were separated when the infection began, but Ellis still brags about his buddy Keith whenever he gets the chance.
Keith has supposedly survived these, as well as several other incidents, as explained by Ellis:
Burned on 90% of his body on multiple occasions.
Thrown through a car windshield breaking both of his legs.
Ran over by his own mower. 90% of his body cut up.
Teargassed.
Bombed with chemical, frag, and incinerary bombs.
Stabbed in the back by a ghost, or possibly a hobo.
There is some speculation whether Keith is a real person or not.
Keith has supposedly survived these, as well as several other incidents, as explained by Ellis:
Burned on 90% of his body on multiple occasions.
Thrown through a car windshield breaking both of his legs.
Ran over by his own mower. 90% of his body cut up.
Teargassed.
Bombed with chemical, frag, and incinerary bombs.
Stabbed in the back by a ghost, or possibly a hobo.
There is some speculation whether Keith is a real person or not.
by Kil Lerown January 7, 2010
A Keith,
A Guy that is so amazingly hott he doesn't know it. He really has no clue. Funny, considering he is so intelligent you think he'd get it.. Has a really handsome smile and these bright eyes that make you shiver and giggle. He's sweet natured and kind. Goofy and tends to do weird things like try to make you fart or bite your nails for you.. but probably the best guy you'll ever meet. Keith's are a catch and you usually don't know what to say to them except nervously texting "your awesome." Don't let him pay for you every time, it's amusing to see him get mad at the chinese lady for taking a girl's credit card over his. P.S. Amazing in Bed. Freaking Amazing. So pleasing it's unbearable.
A Guy that is so amazingly hott he doesn't know it. He really has no clue. Funny, considering he is so intelligent you think he'd get it.. Has a really handsome smile and these bright eyes that make you shiver and giggle. He's sweet natured and kind. Goofy and tends to do weird things like try to make you fart or bite your nails for you.. but probably the best guy you'll ever meet. Keith's are a catch and you usually don't know what to say to them except nervously texting "your awesome." Don't let him pay for you every time, it's amusing to see him get mad at the chinese lady for taking a girl's credit card over his. P.S. Amazing in Bed. Freaking Amazing. So pleasing it's unbearable.
Me: Keith! You are so sexy
Keith: No, I'm not.
Me: Seriously, Keith, Do I have to post pics to make you believe me?
Keith: No, I'm not.
Me: Seriously, Keith, Do I have to post pics to make you believe me?
by IiSaReDnEcKlOvEr September 6, 2013
Someone with a very strange sense of humour, usually someone who never gets round to moving out from his mums, tends to attract strange minx like creatures who worship the ground he walks on
by dayhater November 28, 2011