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A "Keiran Barbour" is an often misunderstood creature running around trying to show his dominance by shooting innocent pedestrians with a fake firearm (often a bus pass or wallet). The mating rituals of such a creature are mysterious but must happen as said creature will often chant "At least I fancy somebody"
I went to school and was humped by a Keiran Barbour
by TheColombianExpress October 31, 2010