Keira High School features an odd deputy principal who enjoys holding long and excessive assemblies for littering and is alleged to have obsessive compulsive disorder.
Keira High School prides itself on being the most comprehensive high school in the Wollongong area. It features a motto of "For up the height, Excelsior". This ties in nicely with the many teachers that seem to come to work high.
Despite all this, Keira High School is a fantastic place to work and learn, if you don't mind being yelled at for socks that aren't white, shoes that have a speck of colour, a skirt too short, or a small facial piercing.
But that's not all, Keira High school also features a lesbian quad. That's right lesbians, a special quad especially for you!
everyone else: "BAHAHAHAHA"