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8.
When a man queefs out of his penis.
Michael just keifed in public.
by ChickenChaos29 May 16, 2009
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9.
Keif, used to define something bad that has happened.
"Damit, I failEd th spelin test agin, this shit is keif!" or, "Dude, you got busted with the weed man, that's keif."
by Kyle Haccius December 09, 2004
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10.
A dirt boy who is about 3 feet tall, and everyone loves his mom.
that damn Keif dun stole all our wimens.
by m750 July 15, 2003
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