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A person with a huge gut that looks like they are carrying a keg full of beer on their stomach.

Someone who obviously doesn't get the amount of exercise they need.

Someone that looks like they just robbed the Hostess store.
Jason is such a Kegnormous. It appears that he has a keg full of beer sitting on his stomach.
by Chocolate chips are cancer March 16, 2010