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A term that describes someone in a position of control or having posession of valuable assets.

Quoted in Ren & Stimpy: "I'm the Keeper of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant. And HE knows it, and that's why HE'S gonna KILL us! But don't worry little missy! I'll save you!"
I have the only LCD projector in the office. I AM the Keeper of the Cheese!
by ENO67 March 10, 2009
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