Shortened version: A man goes into a whorehouse and says he's jaded and wants something completely different, so he's told to go into a room where he sees a chicken. He says, "What am I supposed to do with that?" He's told, "You're supposed to fuck it!" So he shrugs, takes his clothes off, and starts chasing the chicken around the room, but after 20 minutes, clawed, pecked and bleeding, he gives up. He walks out of the room and down the hall, where he sees a group of people looking through a window at a woman having sex with a donkey. "That's disgusting," he says. "That's nothing," one of the men says. "A few minutes ago there was a guy trying to fuck a chicken!"
Thus the phrase, "Keep fucking that chicken."
Thus the phrase, "Keep fucking that chicken."
by Writer89 September 23, 2009
A phrase that can be used as a reply or advice in a variety of conversations, usually as encouragement (Keep up the good work, etc.) but also can also be defined as unproductive activity (fucking the dog, etc.) Can be used metaphorically or in the literal sense. Considered vulgar. Coined by news anchor Ernie Anastos of New York's Fox 5 network in a segue during a live newscast on September 16th, 2009.
My grandfather always used to say "keep fucking that chicken, boy!" and I really didn't know what he meant so I just rolled with it.
Or:
Ernie: "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."
Nick Gregory: "Well, I guess that's me!"
Ernie: "Keep fucking that chicken."
Or:
Ernie: "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."
Nick Gregory: "Well, I guess that's me!"
Ernie: "Keep fucking that chicken."
by bktscrambler September 17, 2009
It's what you say to a meteorologist after they announce the forecast.
Or in any and all situations ever.
Or in any and all situations ever.
by dmcleod September 19, 2009
Basically a much funnier synonym for "Keep on keepin' on." It's what you say when someone tells you how they're struggling with something.
Ernie: It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Dick.
Dick: I guess that's me...
Ernie: Keep fucking that chicken.
Dari: *googly eyes*
Dick: I guess that's me...
Ernie: Keep fucking that chicken.
Dari: *googly eyes*
by Murderface September 17, 2009
by meme noticer September 17, 2009
The weatherman kept wearing Ernie out with his dull humor so Ernie finally said, "Great forecast, keep fucking that chicken."
Used by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live news broadcast of Fox 5 New York.
Used by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live news broadcast of Fox 5 New York.
by Ianok October 1, 2009
During some playful banter with local weatherman Nick Gregory, legendary New York broadcaster Ernie Anastos complimented Gregory, by saying, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."
Looking confused, Gregory responded, "I guess that's me."
Without missing a beat, Anastos continued, "Keep fucking that chicken."
Looking confused, Gregory responded, "I guess that's me."
Without missing a beat, Anastos continued, "Keep fucking that chicken."
by Pete LL September 18, 2009